[Rockhounds] Auralite-23 Bather, Blather, Blather

[gbrown at catspaw-minerals.com]

You just HAVE to love the BS stuff that all to often pops up on the Rockhounds group of Faceplant.  I called this bozo out on his Auralite-23.  It's just hematite-tipped phantomed amethyst from Thunder Bay.  Here's the delightful screed I got back.  Don't read with liquids in your mouth as you may spout from your nose!

Gary

Auralite-23 crystal gemstone is the most powerful crystal on the planet with the highest vibration and holding the energies of 23 different earth elements and minerals all in one, including titanite, cacoxenite, lepidocrocite, ajoite, hematite, magnetite, pyrite, pyrolusite, gold, silver, platinum, nickel, copper, iron, limonite, sphalerite, covellite, chalcoppyrite, gialite, epidote, bornite, rutile, and smoky quartz in amethyst. Its like having 23 crystals in one, a powerful crystal ally and spiritual healing tool. Auralite-23 comes from only one crystal gem mine in the world, and that is the mine located in the Boreal Forest north of Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, also called the "Cave of Wonders". Auralite-23 crystals have been scientifically proven as the worlds oldest crystal gemstone which developed more than 1.5 billion years ago while the first signs of life appeared on Earth. Each crystal reflects its own journey frozen in time. We here at Spiritual Magickal are pleased to offer you "AAA" graded hand-mined Auralite-23 and direct from the mine in Canada and we know the mine owner personally.

Auralite-23 crystals are very rare and difficult to find, they are a newly discovered Canadian gem and energy stone that can help with Decalcifying the Pineal Gland, Intuition, Astral Travel, Personal Power, Channeling, Self Acceptance, Self Confidence, Healing energy for empaths, Balancing energy for Indigos, Regeneration, Rejuvenation, Awakening power for Light workers, Connection to home for Starseeds as a meteor landed on this spot and the minerals soaked into the crystal, Connects to Angelic Realm, Brings Calmness, Cools temper, Helps those to think before speaking, Clears all chakras, Opens crown chakras, Aids intuitive abilities, Brings ancient knowledge, Helps to be compassionate and not judgmental, Inner purification, Mystic truths, Lucid Dreaming, Soul Traveling, Stay grounded while awakening, Helps remember past lives, Releases old karmic patterns, Heals inner child, Helps bring abundance, Heals heart chakra, Deep Meditation, Helps headaches, Aids muscle pain, Revives life force. Auralite-23 crystal has the unique markings and carryings of a Master Healing Crystal from Ancient civilizations that are trying to help us ascend into a higher dimension. Lumerian Crystal markings are lines on the crystal that form naturally. Think of grooves on a LP microgroove vinyl record. They hold information that when you play with a record player release music. These release information from an advanced healing race well before Atlantis called Lumeria. They were master healers.
trust me when I say I have a good 130 different stones and I have information on them all imperial jasper and all